rpmemestbh:

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

• ❝How much have you had to drink?❞
• ❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  
  
• ❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞
• ❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞
• ❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞
  
• ❝I thought you said you were clean!❞
• ❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞
• ❝Let me drive you home.❞
• ❝You are NOT driving like this!❞
  
• ❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞
  
• ❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

• ❝Is this real life?❞ 
  
• ❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞
  
• ❝How do you show fish affection?❞
• ❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞
  
• ❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞
• ❝Drunk I am not.❞
  
• -glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞
• ❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 
• ❝I’m not even tired.❞
  
• ❝I should call my ex.❞
  
• ❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞
• ❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞
• -hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞
  
• ❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞
  

ANGST.

• ❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞
• ❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞
• ❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 
• ❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
  
• ❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞
• ❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞
• ❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞
• ❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞
• ❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞
• ❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞
• ❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞
  

FLUFF/FUN.

• ❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 
  
• ❝You wanna get wasted?❞
  
• ❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞
  
• ❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞
  
• ❝I’m having a party for two.❞
  
• ❝You’re so hot.❞
• ❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞
• ❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞
  
• *kisses on forehead*
• *kisses on cheek*
• *kisses on lips*

crimsonandcarbon:

“I think so too. Especially when the sweets are filled with alcohol.”

⋆ yep. two great things, go great together.

⋆ ‘course. there’s some alcohol that’s practically a sweet all on it’s own. 

⋆ though, gotta admit. been developin’ a fondness for the kind that sorta. burns. lately.

gigaon:

[txt] yea, and I don’t think they’ll taste good together

[txt] wait…..

[txt] if you don’t get nauseous does that mean you don’t get hung over?

[txt] ⋆ nope. alcohol’s still a poison bud, still has negative effects

[txt] ⋆ just tends to be limited to skullaches. an’ perception issues

[txt] ⋆ bein’ in space when the ‘room’ starts spinnin’ is a real experience pal..